An open letter

Dear Chili and Gumbo,

Please stop abusing my toes.  I only have four of them and I'm rather attached.


I do not think that having a crocolisk squashing my feet or a turtle who is on fire nibbling on my toes can be very good for a troll.  Or for anyone, really.


I promise to feed you more than magic sparkles!


Thank you.


-Kallimon